The Newest, Cutest Baby Animals from the World's Zoos & Aquariums
On February 18th, the Franklin Park Zoo welcomed the birth of a highly endangered Skeksis
hatchling. This birth marks the first baby for proud parents Aughra and
Fizzgig.
Once plentiful in the Thra Valley and adjacent mountains, Skeksis are
now
extinct in the wild and only ten remain in captivity. Known for their
characteristic whimper, Skeksis are happiest
when feasting on podling essence or when keepers treat them to roast nebrey.
Photo credit: Franklin Park Zoo
Hrrrmmmm!
So young it hasn’t grown fangs yet!
Doesn’t look like the claws on the wings are fully developed, either.
Hahaha! Brilliant!
why do I feel like the entire post is written in a foreign language
never mind, I get it…
Well played. 😀
mmmm.. Gelfling
Oh man; so what is it really? It’s delightfully hideous 😀
Sweet little Tyke. Baby birds do resemble dinosaurs.
Welcome to the world, little one.
Duh! OK, You got me…… very funny.
But what IS this little bird really?
Too much.
Dang it! You get me every year!
Barn Owl
Wouldn’t mind knowing a bit more about roast nebreys. Sounds delish. 😉
hehehe! that movie creeped me out when I was a kid … 🙂
Brilliant! 😀
that is one hot bird…..
Awesome! Thanks for the nostalgia!
You would have gotten me too if it weren’t for so many post before. :0
Well done! Dark Crystal!
Nice!
LOL, you cracked me up with that. Well played!
Sigh… I fell for it too!
Aww, it really does look like a tiny little Skeksis! 😛 On the other hand, what’s the point of Podling essence if Gelfling is available? On the other hand, bwahaha! That was great.
Oh my goodness – that was one of my favorite movies growing up. Thanks for the fun!
But… neither Aughra or Fizzgig are skesis… How did they… and the… huh?
Reminds me of a baby blue jay we found and fed till he could be taken to a bird sanctuary. We named him Rodin.
I <3 April Fool’s Day! Best gag yet, Dark Crystal FTW!
Kinda looks like an old person in a nursing home if you stare at it long enough.
That little fellow looks so much like a skeksis it’s scary. I would have expected more fangs/claws/something, though; I can’t imagine more than one hatchling of a skeksis clutch survives.
Add me to the list of people wanting to know what it really is.
Umm, Skeksis aren’t native to Thra and they are happiest when drinking Gelfling essence. They are never infants because they come from the splitting of an urSkek after a purification process by traveling through a beam of sunlight through one of the planetary Crystals onto a reflector. They also have 4 arms, 2 of which are very small and attached behind the shoulder blades. PS It’s spelled Nebrie.
Cute bird!
I fell for it too. Only one today that got me!
“parents Aughra and Fizzgig”
Oh, God… bad mental image! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!
nomnomom!
To the author of this piece: You are my HERO.
best ever! for the first few lines i was like, no way! there are real birds called skeksis… unreal… oh wait
lol
how fanny
I loved that movie! And given th date, and the names of everything, I wasn’t had… but it was fun reading the comments of those who were!
Well played indeed!
Officially my favorite April Fools joke! Even if I did get to it a day late 🙂
Aaah, gelflings!
Good one, for a moment there I really thought that there was a bird called a skeksis, and wondered what it looked like and whether the dark crystal took from it, or vice versa! Of course, it doesn’t help that I read the entry on april 2nd. LOL
BEST BABY EVER!
Clever. (For those who don’t get it, the Skeksis are the corrupt rulers of the planet Thra in the film The Dark Crystal. Source: http://en.allexperts.com/e/t/th/the_dark_crystal.htm)
Wait….Fizzgig was not a Skeksis.
TRIAL BY STONE!
Hilarious. We just finished showing the kids The Dark Crystal less than an hour ago and then I found this!
lol that is hilarious. who knew a skeksis could be so cute?!
Ha ha, you caught me there for a while! 😀
That paragraph sounds like it came straight from a Harry Potter book…
OMG !! Last week I found one and cooked it!
This entire post is made of WIN and AMAZING. Whoever wrote this up (AND provided the sound clip), I LOVE YOU.
Haha, what is the little chick really, though?
The Planeta Radulka has two suns.Since the Dark Sun’s light looks somewhat similar to the Dark Crystal’s many of the thousands of Skeksis who escaped from urSkeks over the years would land there,searching for the fabled Crystal Castle,and the Interplanetary Police would send them on to Thra until Gelfling agents overthrew the Ancient Empire.
The political situation has altered greatly.
Now Skeksis cannot go to Thra.
Ten have become stranded in a parallel universe where
the Franklin Park picture reveals that its ten resident Skeksis are far more like ordinary birds than the thousands who received permission to remain in Radulka because they are an endangered species.
Although their babies are born with beaks like birds
each has FOUR skinny arms and a reptilian tail.
And then the babies begin to walk…and talk.
They’re smart enough to go to school…although the Gelfling Rebels’ Association has protested having SKEKSIS in the schools the school supervisors who see young Skeksis learning to read and write agree that these creatures SHOULD attend school despite their
penchants for eating earthworms alive and flashing new dragonteeth and requiring really strict supervision to safeguard the Gelfling children in the same school.
I think it’s because the assume everyone has seen the Dark Crystal by now….. LOL!
But Aughra and Fizzgig? Ewww, that would be a bizarre cross…
Kill the Gelfling!
LOL! I thought the same!
It looks to me like a baby vulture.
that ain’t no Skeksis! that’s a fucking baby bird with no feathers, you bastards!!
OMG I know right?! and there was a sound clip?! I think they may have removed it since I don’t see it anywhere. 🙁
actually it was inspired by “The Dark Crystal”. 😉
neither was Aughra. what’s you’re point?
*your. I don’t know why I did that.
I don’t think there’s enough brain bleach in the world to get rid of that image…
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